unsexual:

wvnderbar:

i will never get sick of this

(Source: drunkchan)

to be honest, i never liked number one because of all his steamy romances.

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

frickng looks like she’s cooking the cat.

(Source: justjasper)

comedycentral:

This was hilarious.

[via @NathanFielder]

The Way You Are duet: Cr: Secret cam, Smtown 3 Jakarta

When Changmin fails. >.<

slapstiq:

according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star

you’re actually a few million years late.

that star is dead

just like your dreams

lizthefangirl:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

omg

YES.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)

cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

• “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
• “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

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sinlover:

r0sekanaya:

nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french

“what’s your nombre?”
was I making light conversation in spanish
or was I hitting on you in French

(Source: enoljras)

Types of kisses and their meaning

gn-a:

durritsemilee

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

(Source: toujiii)